Tansy — A dining room in Porthmere
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A small room on Weir Street, ten years old this autumn. Etta cooks whatever the boats and the morning market hand her; Joan will find you a table if there is one to find. Dinner from six, Wednesday to Sunday.
One low-lit room: a dozen tables, a zinc counter along the pass with eight stools, and the kitchen open at the far end. Nothing on the walls but tonight’s menu and a clock Joan refuses to fix.
The counter is the best seat in the house and the last to sell out — you eat in front of the stove, and Etta will talk to you between checks, or not, depending on the night.
The menu is written at four each afternoon and posted in the window by five. These three have been on more nights than not this month, which is as close to a signature as this kitchen lets itself get.
Whatever came off the day boats, grilled whole over the fire with green sauce and not much else. Sold by the fish, shared by the table.
Picked white and brown meat baked in its own dish until the top catches, with bread from the morning bake to drag through it.
The pudding that has never once left the menu in ten years. Burnt at the top on purpose. One spoon each, and no exceptions Joan will admit to.
The whole operation, counted honestly. A room this size does not need bigger numbers — it needs the same ones every night.
Ten years in, the shape of a night has not changed: one sitting in the room, the counter turning at its own pace, and the menu ending when the kitchen says it ends. The numbers stay small because the room does.
- seats, and eight more at the counter
- 38
- suppliers, all within a morning’s drive
- 9
- the hour the menu is written, daily
- 4pm
- years on Weir Street this autumn
- 10
Tansy is the reason people miss the last ferry on purpose. A menu written the same afternoon you eat it, a counter you can watch it cooked from, and a room that has never once rushed a table.
We ate at the counter on a Wednesday in February — storm outside, six of us in the whole room. Etta cooked the entire menu for whoever turned up and Joan poured what she thought we should drink. The best table I have ever had, and it was a stool.
The four questions Joan answers on the phone most evenings, kept here so the line stays free for tables.
Ring after three and Joan will find you a table or tell you the honest wait. The counter cannot be booked — it belongs to whoever walks in first.